One of my favorite lays from back in my high school days was with an alt girl named Starr. Yeah, her mom named her Starr with two R’s. Who does that? She was alt before alt existed. This was before Nirvana and grunge music. She was a lot of fun!

It shouldn’t be a shocker to anyone that I go online from time to time trying to rekindle that old feeling my favorite lay used to give me. Believe it or not I have scored with a girl since then named LizzyStar that is even better than my old lay way.

Let’s face it. My old flame was nice. But back then anal was so taboo and girls had bushes that looked more like afros down there. Lizzy is smooth as the day she was born. Not only that, she does it all!

She will show you that chatsex can be just as satisfying and sometimes more gratifying than skin-to-skin contact. Plus, think about this: you can’t get any diseases from girls like LizzyStar. I wish I could say the same thing for Starr. She eventually gave me a bad case of crabs!

* Yet another reason why shaving is saving!